Holy. Frak. I’ve never wanted an eye patch any more than I do right now. And this is coming from a guy who practically idolizes pirates. Kudos on whoever made the conscious decision to score the hell out of this episode as well. There’s regular shows, then The Daily Show, then Lost, and then lightyears […]
“I love you.” “About time.” Goob: KISS HER! I can’t say anymore, I’ll ruin something amazing for too many people. EDIT: Well, yes I can. From TWOP: Laura finally [edit for spoilers] —unbelievable. Mary McDonnell, I don’t care that you’re older than my mother, you are brilliant and beautiful; let’s make out.
Holy Mother of Christ, I’ve found the next website that I need to be writing for. A random Google search came up with an obscure site called Advertising Wizards and I gotta say I’m loving every ounce of it. It’s like my 17 Commercials that suck balls posts expanded into a regular, full blown site. […]
In all honestly, I’d never heard of The Wire until one morning last March when I awoke to a blitzkrieg of news articles and segment pieces talking about how amazingly wonderful the series finale had been the previous night. Being the huge spoil freak that I am, I refused to read any of the said […]
I can already tell I’m far too jacked up on (rational) emotion from having just watched the presumable series finale of Jericho to make a clear and unbiased post, so I’ll just say this. Fuck you, CBS. I could sit here and tout a countless array of argument as to how inept the current heads […]
“Roslin promotes Adama to admiral. He promotes her right back.” Hahahaha. We’re less than two weeks away from the fourth and final season of the best show on television. In case you’ve forgotten what’s been going on, here’s a hilarious and well made 8 minute video of all the previous Battlestar Galactica episodes and movies.
It’s sad when you read an article on ESPN and notice it references quotes from sports blogs like With Leather. I’ve even seen scanned newspaper clippings where they’ve quoted comments from people on sites like Digg and Fark. Yet CNN has quietly taken the lead for “laziest news network in the world.” Their iReporter feature […]
When I first heard the old saying “good writers borrow, great writers steal,” I scoffed at it. Surely great writers don’t steal. If a piece of writing was good enough to be stolen, wouldn’t the original author be able to find success with it? Plus, anybody stealing other’s work and then capitalizing on it would […]
If you’ve read Shyzer for a while, you know that I’m something of a commercial enthusiast. I love good commercials. Problem is, there aren’t many of them. If you think anything that airs during the Super Bowl is a good commercial, then you are retarded and should never voice an opinion again. Below I’ve compiled […]
So, Desmond and Penny? Best couple on TV? I think so. Incoming reports are a bit conflicting, but I’m receiving news that their tears can cure cancer. I’m grabbing my pitchfork and demanding a new show called Sayid and Desmond be created. The pilot episode can contain them both just sitting in rocking chairs on […]