So apparently I totally missed Shyzer’s birthday earlier this month. Let me just say that if the year is 2025 and my child happens to be reading this in the archives, then hey there Kramer! Daddy just wants to say that you should use this post as a lesson that you probably should get used to me missing important dates in your life. If I can’t remember the anniversary of opening the doors here on Shyzer, there’s no way in hell I’m going to remember things about you! Oh, and I promise I’ll try and stop drinking so much. You know how Mommy can get though, always nagging me and…well, let’s just save that talk for another time.
We’ve had some good times over the past 5+ years though. And by “we” I mean “I” and by “good times” I mean “times where I wanted to hang myself thanks to this damn site.” Yet here I am, typing this post at 2:13 AM as I lie in bed practically half asleep and wanting nothing more than to close my eyes. I love this fucking site and don’t ever let me tell you otherwise.