Like any of you really care

Remember back in December where I said Shyzer was looking to bring on a few contributors to help cover the slack during my mandatory 18-day monthly vacations from posting? Well, I would like to introduce our first victim lucky donor: Andy. Andy and I met on the Internet about a year and a half ago through a mutual friend and ever since then, I’ve had approximately 872 abdominal muscle cramps from laughing at some of the hilarious random comments he consistently makes. But even though the question as to his hilarity was never an issue, I felt it necessary to take the time to get to know him, to find out who the true Andy was, before I officially tapped him as a Shyzer contributor. Because as it stood, all I really knew about him was A) He studies rocks or something, B) He helped introduce me to the term VALIDATION, and C) Um…its rocks that he studies, right? However, after extensive and intensive questioning, four hours of torture that would make Rumsfeld proud, and a stool test, the only thing I learned was this:

shyzerDOTcom: I’m typing up a short introduction about you for Shyzer – anything in particular you want it to say?
Andy: The first and last time I chewed tobacco was a nice sized load of Red Man that I partly swallowed.
Andy: I then had to dig a 2 foot wide by 3 foot deep hole that I nearly vomited into in front of my PhD adviser.
Andy: that’s really all they need to know

That’s Andy for ya, folks. But, without further ado, I give you Andy’s first posting here on Shyzer, which can be found on the post below.