You can find part 2 here.

McCain’s wasn’t too bad either.

[via Robert Frusso]

I freaking love the song as well. Best 0.99 cents I’ve ever spent.

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Is there anything better than seeing two old guys yell obscenities at each other?

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I think we’ve basically established that all I post now are funny videos and the occasional long-winded post. And you know what? I’m totally cool with that.

[via EatPes and ZeFrank]

That’s the first one I found, but I soon discovered this next one. Prepare for a healthy dose of Awesome.

The first video is the unedited clip, followed by the “dance remix” that hit the net only a few days latter, before finally getting to the hilarious sketch comedy bit I just watched.

Oh yeah, there’s some bad language in there.

EDIT: Colbert is always funny.

Anyways, here’s a really cool video I found recently. It’s one of those that looks easy since it’s so clean, quick, and smooth. Yet since I know how hard it is to edit and manipulate video files, I can only imagine what a bitch that was to create.

Ohhhh. Let the drummer kick that.

I still think let the drama kid die makes more sense.

I’ve always loved stop motion videos. The only problem is 90% of the ones you find are beyond crap because the creators were too busy to take enough photos to make the video look realistic. You can’t have a stop motion chase scene with ten freaking photos, people!

I completely agree with the video, though. As opposed to some of the far out videos I’ve posted on here before, this one takes a pretty fair assessment of the future to come. Just as I’ve ranted and raved against businesses that have yet to figure out how to harness the Internet, I think it’s pretty clear that any individual at this point who doesn’t know the difference between a wiki and a widget is a step behind the pack.

At the same time, it’d be nice if they referenced their facts at the end of the video………

Benny Hill would be proud. You can watch the unedited version here. The maniacal laughter at the end absolutely makes the video.

That said, I find the videos below absolutely hilarious.

Okay, so that last one didn’t really fit in, but I found it while going through videos and loved how well done it was.

This is one of those times where excess words only get in the way. So I’ll shut up and just watch that video again.

It reminds me of a techno song I found a while ago that used a generic beat and nothing but AOL sounds.

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I’ve always loved random creations where none should exist. You’d expect to hear decent music from the radio. You know there’s a chance the music will be good if you head to the bar and listen to a local band. Yet nobody who hears the random bells and dings on their computer thinks, “now those would make an awesome song!”

I think it’s pretty nifty that the guy not only created this, but then took the time to show people how they too could make a similar song. Not many people will create something and then put their creation out there for others to modify and build upon, despite the fact that the Internet is not only perfectly suited for this, but essential built upon this model. Far too many people out there (myself included at times) will create something, stick it on the ‘net, and then expect full and total control over it. I can’t help but feel that completely defeats the purpose of sharing something on the ‘net in the first place.

Random Edit: I happened to have IE open since I’m making a new design for HIF and dear God was Shyzer hard to read. Apparently IE hates serif fonts. So I added a little code that keeps the serif font for FF and Safari while displaying sans-serif for IE. In conclusion, Shyzer is now what I deem to be 14 trillion times easier to read if you still use IE.

Actually, that’s not quite accurate. I did spend a little time on the computer today and as a result, discovered Angry Video Game Nerd. Basically, it’s a guy playing old NES games while swearing and pointing out how much they sucked. Anybody who grew up in the 80s needs to watch some of them, ESPECIALLY the Ghostbusters one. It’s a tad long, but chock full of truth and laughs.

If you want, go ahead and picture me playing with all the toys he shows at the beginning of the video as I recognized each and every one of them.

Edit #1: Here’s his review of Independence Day, a video game my siblings might remember. So damn accurate!

Here’s a list of all the digital shorts they’ve managed to get on the air so far. Laser Cats I and II is another fantastic 10 minutes or so of enjoyment as well.

The lyrics to the video above can be found below. There are a bunch of wrong lyrics floating around the Internet, but if there’s one thing I can do, it’s listen to a song and decipher the correct lyrics. Enjoy.

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
And even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth,
My heart tells me you’re the one for me
Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news
You were hating gays, I was eating food
But I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
You ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud, make my heart beat right out of my chest
My mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
Is the threat of you not coming home with me
Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel, hey yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away
Is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
Smiling, if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt…
Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
Come home, and in my arms you’ll stay
Used to look at the stars and dream
Round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.

Talk smooth to me, without a tie
Your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin’ boo
Hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
You say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do
You should know by now, it’s you.

And Iran, Iran so far away
Is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
You can deny the holocaust all you want
But you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
But you’re in New York now baby
It’s time to stop hiding and start living
One…

Vegas currently has the over/under of our first arrest at 19 minutes upon arrival. I think you know what the safe bet here it.

Link to the video above in case anything fucks up while I’m gone. This no-Internet stuff is gonna be damn relaxing.

Damn good splicing there.

Fool.

I can’t say that I see this happening as quickly or quite this way, but this video is onto something. To say that LIFE is about to shut their doors later this year is a bit or that Google will one day be financing space exploration in search of new customers is far beyond absurd. But take for instance electronic paper, which I think will be absolutely revolutionary. Once it’s easily and cheaply mass produced, we’ll see a huge shift in the way not only we acquire information, but live our daily lives. Prosumers will be able to tap into whatever they want no matter where they are, making traditional newspapers, books, magazines, and even carrying around laptops obsolete. And as a guy who gets back pain just from carrying a laptop on a shoulder strap, I can’t wait!

[via TechCrunch and John Chow]

Thank you God for YouTube.

In case you can’t figure out what’s going on in the video above, apparently a “Lady Friend” approached this guy and offered him a fun time. When he refused, she made a play to swipe his cell phone and then proceeded to kick the crap out of him. The best part is when he retaliates with a flying kick and some flailing arms ninja-style.