Category Archives: Sports

I already miss him

         All I gotta say is I hope Favre dominates retirement as much as he did the NFL for the past 16 years. Thanks for every single memory, Brett. Rock on and enjoy yourself, mate, because you’ve earned … Continue reading

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Buy me some peanuts and HGH

Whenever I’m doing my daily morning routine, I like to have a little background noise to keep me occupied and conscious of the time. I’ve tried flipping on CNN or Good Morning America, but surprisingly I’m a bit anti-news until … Continue reading

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Brett Favre: 2007 Sportsman Of The Year

A-to-the-men. I still love to think back at all the conversations I had almost a year ago where people laughed at me for saying Favre shouldn’t retire. “He’s washed up!” or “He sucks now!” is all I heard for seven … Continue reading

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Hey MLB, your playoff schedules suck

I want to get something off my chest. The baseball playoff structure is so horribly wrong, it’s bordering on ruining the game. To suddenly go from a 162 game season to a few 5 and 7-game playoff series is stretching … Continue reading

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JUST a bit outside – 2007 Baseball Playoff Predictions

You know what? I need to preface this post with a quick fact. I’m a huge Green Bay Packers fan. Love them. Live and die with them. And yet, I’ll readily admit that the NFC is beyond weak when compared … Continue reading

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I love this shit and I may move to England!

Hey there. What’s up? Cool, cool. Me? Oh, I’m doing fine. Life’s well, I just ate some cookies, and OH MY CHRIST DID YOU JUST SEE THAT BASEBALL GAME?! Thirteen freaking innings and the Rockies had to score three runs … Continue reading

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We should’ve got the live chicken

Well, we didn’t get the four way tie that we wanted, but for only the seventh time in the history of baseball, we get a one game tiebreaker tomorrow night! San Diego at Colorado, tomorrow at 7:30 EST, no idea … Continue reading

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Be glad I didn’t use a Cuba Gooding Jr. quote here

Did you know Eric Milton, Matt Morris, Mike Sweeny, Bartolo Colon, Mike Hampton, Andruw Jones, Jason Kendall, Pat Burrell, Javier Vazquez, and Garret Anderson (as well as 49 other players) all make more money than Brett Favre? Man, NFL players … Continue reading

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That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?

As the 2007 baseball season comes to a close today, the Mediocre National League has a potential pickle of awesomeness on the verge of occurring. If the Padres lose and the Rockies, Mets, and Phillies all win (which are all … Continue reading

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Ichiro’s Dog Is Awesome

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. This might be the first time a $90 million dollar contract is considered a bargain, as smarter people have already analyzed and concluded. You treated Randy Johnson like shit and ultimately sold … Continue reading

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