Category Archives: Review

Star Wars crap

NOTE: I recently found an old article I wrote for Circle of Jerks almost two years ago. It’s a bit mean, but then again it was for a site where the domain name proudly proclaims the authors are Jerks I … Continue reading

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Visual & Emotional Deliciousness

It takes a certain type of show like Battlestar Galactica to leave you with that numbed feeling deep down in your gut even hours after the final scene ended. Once you sit through an hour of television like that, you … Continue reading

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LOST Succumbed To It’s Name

If you haven’t watched up to the Season 3, Episode 5 of LOST, then please don’t click the “read more of this entry” link below. I rarely ever vouch for something I have little control over. I don’t like the … Continue reading

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I’d rather have the music

Nothing pleases me more than those random moments in life where you unexpectedly discover something grand and amazing. Whether it be picking the one random bathroom stall where a $10 bill is lying, or having a friend call you up … Continue reading

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I’d Still Check Into Sacred Heart Hospital

It seems like this time every year one actor turns in a performance worthy of 9000 Emmys and a boatload of hot models. Last year it was Terry O’Quinn from LOST with the episode where you-know-who did you-know-what. This time … Continue reading

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Human suffering = Good television

In 1978, ABC came out with a show that lasted for a grand total of 24 episodes before being yanked. Trying to capitalize on the cult following Star Trek seemed to have; they developed a story set in space about … Continue reading

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Did I mention Katharine McPhee is hot?

When American Idol first burst onto the scene four years ago, “thrilled and excited” was not an expression best used to describe my feelings towards it. “Yippee,” I thought to myself, “Another reality based show where teenagers get to sing … Continue reading

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MOVE

I’ve got over a gig of commercials on my hard drive, so you might call me something of a Commercial Aficionado. Everybody makes a big deal over the Superbowl commercials and how expensive / awesomely amazing they are. I’ll concede … Continue reading

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Trust me, in 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Somebody needs to drag The History Channel into the backyard and shoot it in the head with a double barrel shotgun. Back when our local cable provider first picked it up, it was a big moment in the Geek Department … Continue reading

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Fair and Balanaced Dose of Crap

This video clip is flying across the Internet at a faster pace then the Star Wars or Numa Numa Kids combined, but I wanted to take a minute to talk about it and point out a few things. I’m talking … Continue reading

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