Category Archives: Funny

What’s Your Zombie Plan?

Posted on March 6, 2008 by Goob

No, seriously, what the hell is your Zombie Plan? This isn’t a joke, people, this is a matter of life and death. Why are you laughing?! You’ll be sorry! Okay, maybe I should give you a little background here. Somewhere … Continue reading →

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17 Commercials That Suck Balls

Posted on March 3, 2008 by Goob

If you’ve read Shyzer for a while, you know that I’m something of a commercial enthusiast. I love good commercials. Problem is, there aren’t many of them. If you think anything that airs during the Super Bowl is a good … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny, Media | 3 Comments

Look at my sympathically face!

Posted on December 13, 2007 by Goob

Hey, hey, looks who’s back! Before some time I asked with you after signed photos – but up to now I could’nt hear from you. I would be therefore so happy if you could send me handwritten photos of you … Continue reading →

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Jamie Kotsay gets around…blogs, that is

Posted on December 10, 2007 by Goob

Pointless Update #1: Gotta love it you look at your referral logs and see that a few hours after making this post and sending an e-mail to UmpBump pointing out the “coincidence,” Shyzer got a few hits from archive.org. Gee, … Continue reading →

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I love Sky Handling Partners

Posted on June 24, 2007 by Goob

At least, I don’t want them to think otherwise because I would hate it if they started signing me up for gay dating sites. Here’s just a little tip to any of you employed by a company where Internet access … Continue reading →

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Somehow this has to be illegal

Posted on June 4, 2007 by Goob

Scene: Goob and two fellow teachers are outside with four full classes of kindergarten kids. What was meant to be an exercise where the kids could run around flying their recently made “kites” suddenly turned awry. Teacher 1: You know, … Continue reading →

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Warning: Hey, It’s Free! causes e-mail to ring

Posted on March 4, 2007 by Goob

In my never ending quest for stupidity on the Internet, I was happy to open up my Hey, It’s Free! e-mail account and read this: This is LoveU2Toleda@yahoo.com Your confirmation: #873890 Is a fake I check with WalMart about the … Continue reading →

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Uhhh…isn’t this Ms. Johnson’s class?

Posted on January 19, 2007 by Goob

One of the classes I’ve been subbing in recently is reading Flat Stanley. In fact, the entire grade is reading it and this is a wonderful fact for me, seeing as how most of the hot and/or cool teachers in … Continue reading →

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Teachers say the darndest things

Posted on January 17, 2007 by Goob

Whenever I’ve had enough of screaming kids and I want an easy day or I’m in a bit of a drought and haven’t been getting any calls to sub, I’ll pick up a kindergarten aide job. Even though the pay … Continue reading →

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Mmmm…pesticide coffee

Posted on January 9, 2007 by Goob

Call me demanding, but I expect my coffee to be pesticide free by default. To me, you’re in bad shape if your favorite local eatery has to go out of their way to let you know there aren’t any added … Continue reading →

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