Archive for the 'Filler' Category

Warning: Vents blow hot air

February 2nd, 2007 at 11:59 pm

If at age 23 (Damn, I won’t be able to type that much longer) I’m having trouble doing anything, how hard is it going to be when I’m older? I’m tired of half-assing it through life and yet when I sit down to try and take the first steps of anything, I get overwhelmed and put it off for tomorrow.

And that’s been my MO for about the last 10 years now. I’ve already wasted too many tomorrows, damnit. What the hell’s wrong with me?

At least the Hey, It’s A Contest! was a decent success.

Here’s a tip

January 25th, 2007 at 11:24 pm

If you’re horrible at driving and find yourself near my house, please stay away from any power poles. I don’t enjoy going without power for hours on end simply because you can’t turn the steering wheel fast enough to make it around that 10 degree curve. And so help me God if I find out a cell phone or Big Mac was involved somewhere in this equation.

I didn’t know what to do with myself. I flipped about 20 light switches and tried to turn on the TV four or five times before finally dusting off something called a “book” and “reading” it. It was like a page out of the 1920s! You know, without the speakeasies and floozy women showing their kneecaps.

Global warming is certainly legit

January 15th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

As this 60 degree weather will attest to. Part of the joy of living in Virginia is the relatively cold weather during the winter, but these past few months have been ridiculous. Somebody call up Al Gore (hopefully he hasn’t eaten his phone) and tell him to make a boring movie about this or something…..oh wait….

Sign #928 I’m getting old

January 14th, 2007 at 11:59 pm

As a kid, I used to love Martin Luther King Jr. Day for the main reason every other did - no freaking school!

Now? Double whammy. Not only are the gooblings home all day when they should be in school, but I can’t even work. And the substitute teaching gig is already drying up a bit. Damn teachers and their healthy bodies. Is it wrong that I want to pull out a few history books and teach myself how to pull off a modern version of the infected British chickenpox blankets? On second though, don’t answer that.

Yeah, this was a totally pointless post. Hooray New Year’s resolutions!…

Shuffling my way to a new hobby

January 13th, 2007 at 11:59 pm

As it’s now 5:30AM (don’t bother looking at the timestamp - you can ask Fellner, I’ve always said that the day never ends until you go to bed, midnight be damned) and I’ve yet to post a thing, I can’t help but think I have not a damn clue what to post. So I will say this: after spending the past few hours learning how to use Sony Vegas for a new Freebie Review to come out on HIF tomorrow and subsequently stumbling across the video below, I can say I love making random ass videos. This is a new hobby I could get used to.

Just an aside, I personally enjoy how Clayster sounds like a little girl in this video that was recorded all of two years ago. I didn’t realize testicles could grow in so quickly.

Merry Chrsitmas

December 25th, 2006 at 09:31 am

An oldie, but a goodie, from the archives!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, folks :)

Only Seven Years Behind

August 31st, 2006 at 02:22 am

I watched the first episode of The Sopranos tonight. And I have to admit, I can see what all the fuss is about.

Now I guess I need to watch an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

As long as you can see them

August 28th, 2006 at 12:25 pm

There’s nothing quite like sleeping under the stars.

I can think of better games

August 25th, 2006 at 01:03 am

I hate people who post or e-mail something along the lines of “BIG NEWS COMING SOON!” People like that annoy me to know end imaginable, for why don’t they just wait until they can tell me the damn news! Half the time they never even come through with it, but it’s times like these that I understand why they do it. Because if they don’t, they’ve got nothing else to say and yet they don’t want to say anything in the fear of jinxing whatever they are working on.

That said, I’m in a bit on limbo here - I’m waiting to hear back from a certain lady named Hera to find out if I’ll be able to something I dearly want to. Hopefully I’ll know what’s up either way in a week or so here, because if there’s anything I hate more than Bob Costas or El Nino, it’s The Waiting Game. Never fear though, once I hear back from my Greek Goddess, I’ll let all six of you who still read this site know what’s up.

In an effort to take my attention off my cell phone (RING DAMN YOU!), I’ll do a quick recap here. Almost immediately after making my last post, I climbed into a car built for 7 with no luggage room and somehow crammed 8 people, 1 dog, and 49 suitcases into it. Then it was off for a leisurely 12 hour drive to the beach. Oh, how I long for the days when the beach was only a 15 minute bus ride away.

It was a great week at Myrtle Beach, though. I had contemplated renting a car to drive to Spartanburg to see some old friends, but it was simply going to cost too much money in the end. But other than that? Nothing beyond being back in Virginia and playing that damned game while trying to rush three new websites to active status, one of which I need to get launched in a day or two max due to the fact that it centers around school work, tests, and the such. And what better time to launch a site like that then when everybody is heading back for yet another year?

And hey, Juno, give me a freaking call here. I’m ready.

Listen to that quiet

July 28th, 2006 at 06:33 am

There’s nothing quite like having the house all to yourself, even if just for a day or two. I’d write more, but I’m too busy doing nothing.