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May 2008
April 2008
- Color Wars 2008
- Updated Resume!
- We appreciate your call
- Pizza call ring ring hello
- I’ve found my calling
- Doh
- CSS Naked Day
- Free Post Films
- Five for Five
- Is it 1998 or 2008?
- Free MLB Extra Innings
- Quick Help For Charity
March 2008
- This shouldn’t be funny
- How does it feel to make history?
- T-Minus 12 Days
- Here, let me give you my card
- March Madness Contest
- I am Mister Goob Shyzer
- The most trusted news found from Google
- Basements are awesome, btw
- Posting videos is easy
- Goobinations
- Run!
- 1421 is a vapid, pointless, piece of fan-fiction
- Here’s a hint: Diddy Kong sucks
- Semper fi fi fi fi…
- I R Da Winnar
- What’s Your Zombie Plan?
- Beg, Borrow, and Steal
- More Brett Favre Love
- All Was Well
- Our Favre
- I already miss him
- 17 Commercials That Suck Balls
- The Internet still rocks
- *crickets chirping*
- You can’t see the chains
February 2008
- 7946-0893
- Celebrity Autism
- It’s a scar from a lion attack
- And the winner for craptasic goes to…
- Is Josiah Bartlet Running?
- File’s done!
- Anybody got a map?
- Halfway there - kinda
- Goob U. is my sleeper
- I thought “widget” was a bad word
- Besides Shyzer, the internet can suck
- Buy me some peanuts and HGH
- Doh!
- My legs are strong enough for the job
- 10 years ago, the Mariners were good
- Even Mother Nature Hated Nazis
- Who ya gonna call?
- Com-puters be hard
- I’ve still got plenty of lightbulbs
- Starting…NOW!
- Sexy updates without the sexiness
January 2008
- South Carolina, I have a favor
- Whoops
- I challenge you to a Beard Off
- I don’t even know what copyright means
December 2007
- The right choice is to support the right answer
- Look at my sympathically face!
- Jamie Kotsay gets around…blogs, that is
- Brett Favre: 2007 Sportsman Of The Year
- My creativity is tapped for the day
November 2007
October 2007
- And Iran, Iran so far away
- Shyzer just learned her ABCs
- Russian Spammer Update
- Damn you, Frommer’s!
- Hey Russian Spammer - I Got Game
- JOVI PUNCHED!
- Hey MLB, your playoff schedules suck
- JUST a bit outside - 2007 Baseball Playoff Predictions
- I love this shit and I may move to England!
- I could host The Mole, though
September 2007
- Every time you get a king, you take a shot
- We should’ve got the live chicken
- Be glad I didn’t use a Cuba Gooding Jr. quote here
- That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?
- I’m moving to New Zealand
- ARRRRG!
- Things I Learned In South America
August 2007
- Adios…That’s Spanish!
- Miss Teen South Carolina Loves Geography
- You best customer! Good price to you! Welcome to China!
- ExpoTV.com - Paid Video Reviews
- American Ingenuity: A 535 ft. Slip ‘n Slide
- I see a dolphin
- What’s that? Oh, just an Air Ambulance on our front lawn…
- Damn Zombies!
- Milestone: Reached
- Too bad Jimmy in Accounting can’t read this…
July 2007
- Coming Through!
- I’ll just ctrl alt delete myself
- There is no spoon
- Warning: Tunnel House Is Awesome
- THIS IS CAKETOWN…I MEAN SHYZERIA!
- The invasion has begun!
- Ichiro’s Dog Is Awesome
- This Beer’s For You
- Thompson’s. A. Joke.
- An Open Letter To People With Pens
June 2007
- Want $100?
- I love Sky Handling Partners
- Rod Beck is still awesome
- If only Pokemon tournaments were this easy
- Prosumers
- Does this apple taste funny to you?
- Thank God for Interleague play
- I’M JUST WAITING FOR THE BUS!!
- Do you Twitter?
- Here’s a crossword I can actually do
- I’d kiss that crazy Jap
- I put The Captain’s kids through college
- CBS one ups God, rebuilds Jericho
- Traveling to Vienna would be easier
- #14 - This Post (I’m so damn funny)
- Ko Hit.net
- Ready to have your mind blown?
- Rockin’ the networks.
- Tee time is at Dumbass o’clock
- Somehow this has to be illegal
- They better find Earth, damnit
May 2007
- A coffee table computer about coffee tables!
- I guess I like that spanking too…
- The Gooblings are evolving
- They certainly weren’t my Heroes
- Slow news day
- Holy mother of God!!!
- NUTS!
- Kids are the future…well, some of them at least
- Am I doing Satan’s work? Yes.
- CBS is dead to me
- Tony’s a douche
- I’ve always liked fruit
- Wow Indeed…
April 2007
- I’m a traveling man
- I believe in spanking
- Oh yeah, I love this British stuff
- That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, pal!
- CENSORED
- Oh media, how I love your crazy ways
- Long live the King
- I start touring next month
- I’m no fool
March 2007
- Call me Mr. Fixit
- Outdated Teaching Methods
- CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!
- Shhhh
- Mother Nature has a bad sense of humor
- Hey Jon and Stephen…
- This post brought to you by the letters F, K, U, and C
- Sir Huggsalot
- Quiz Bowl
- Love is like baggage…or something like that
- Warning: Hey, It’s Free! causes e-mail to ring
February 2007
- You know your hair is too long when
- Apparently Babel is like Babelfish - They both suck
- They do know we don’t allow gays in the military, right
- Brilliant Idea #81938 - Personal Breathalyzers
- I love Zuckerbard
- Kids these days…
- I expect cabin fever to kick in soon
- This post is protected by a CTU perimeter
- WordPress can suck it
- Toasting Another Year
- I’m proud to be a Sports Racer
- Random Thoughts: NFL Style
- Warning: Vents blow hot air
January 2007
- It ain’t so private anymore
- There’s no need to call the cops on me
- This post sponsored by GlaxoSmithKlin
- Here’s a tip
- TV Deliciousness
- Uhhh…isn’t this Ms. Johnson’s class?
- Teachers say the darndest things
- In one year…
- Global warming is certainly legit
- Sign #928 I’m getting old
- Shuffling my way to a new hobby
- I thought pirates only wanted booty
- An oath of ignorance
- Just in case you didn’t know
- Mmmm…pesticide coffee
- So here’s the deal
- Star Wars crap
- The world needs more Wesley Autrey’s
- RSS feeds suck
- I thought Serendipity was a crappy chick flick
- Where’s this job at?
- Dear ignorant people, I hate you
- Don’t worry FOX, I hate replays anyways
December 2006
- In other news
- Mother’s Day? Why not her own month?
- Merry Chrsitmas
- The Crazies Are On The Internet
- I Used To Like McCain
- Why Does Seattle Hate Me?
- Create A Dollar, Retire The Penny
- Visual & Emotional Deliciousness
November 2006
- Let’s Get One Thing Straight
- Cut The Crap!
- Surfing the Ocean
- Dear Citizens in Florida’s 16th Congressional District
- Get Your KKK While It’s Cheap!
- LOST Succumbed To It’s Name
October 2006
September 2006
- Bring It On, Mother Nature
- LOST On The Desktop
- Ramblin’ Man
- Ta Da!
- You Know It’s Big
- After Reading That Article’s Title…
- I See Mandy Is Now Single…
- Almost Here…
- I Hope It’s All Sincere…
- They still aren’t doing it right.
August 2006
July 2006
- History majors have business skills too
- Listen to that quiet
- Free is good
- It’s finally become fun again
- I wasn’t scared…until now
- Mother nature hates us, no surprise there
- The Fighten’ First!
- The Anti-Tivo
June 2006
- Why can’t every month be this fun?
- Good News All Around
- I’d rather have the music
- Minor Tweaking
- Where’s Superman when you need him?
- EVIL!! RUN!!
- Some days, I’d say yes.
May 2006
- I tell them my name is Mr. Goob
- Free Money
- I am Ninja, You are Ninja
- I’d Still Check Into Sacred Heart Hospital
- And We’re Back!
April 2006
March 2006
- Mideast Division, Round 1
- The time is drawing near.
- Old School Division, Round 1
- Brazil has great drugs.
- Y’all know I’m not giving out prizes, right?
- Wanna Participate?
- Let the prayers begin!
- Human suffering = Good television
- So
- Bob Costas can die
- Random Linkination
February 2006
- Did I mention Katharine McPhee is hot?
- Like any of you really care
- A Case Study
- I need some Jews, among many things
- Sadly, not even this is a breast orgy.
- I was on The Daily Show
- Just like February, this post is short
- This just in
- MOVE
- This post was easier to write.
- Poked in a non-sexual way.
- I thought Mick Jagger was dead.
- TGATE, #29 - Roseanne
- Jack Bauerisms, Round II
January 2006
- IT’S WORLD WAR THREE!
- This blows.
- I missed you, Internet.
- Trust me, in 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
- I always liked those Dad commercials where Tom Selleck did the tagline.
- I’m in a Flank Two position!
- In Your Facebook
- Lost in Translation
- A truly global internet
- Back at ya, kiddo!
- Warning: Voting isn’t that exciting.
- So many plugins and updates, it’s insane
- He’s an imported/exporter
- My gallery can blow me
- Here yesterday, gone today
- Nothing like hugging a toilet!
- Fair and Balanaced Dose of Crap
- Free Stuff Rocks!
- 800-210-1010
- It’s not the Britsh House of Commons, but it’s close enough.
- Hoy es manana
- Year Flashback
December 2005
- Iraqi Site Seeing
- Almost back to normal
- Still missing ya, bro
- 48-3
- Once in a lifetime…well, twice for me
- Sorry, my hands are too cold to think of a title
- Not even I take this long to update a site
- Wanted: Non Crappy Movie
- Sprechen Sie Swiss?
- Kinda like Dial-A-Jerk
- This is why I celebrate Festivus
- Pulling Out of Ass Time
November 2005
- Holiday Cheer
- Screwy is Normal for Shyzer
- Can We Get To Crashin?
- The Place I Love
- Australia, Round Two
- Insert retarded title about me still being alive here
October 2005
- Just being honest.
- Guess Where
- Random Linkage
- It’s no Ocean’s Eleven, but still.
- Mother nature can kiss my ass.
- I got shot in the butt today.
- Anybody know any good home remedies?
- I’m down to my final layer of skin.
- This is how you do a Filler.
September 2005
- Well, here she is.
- Where’s my rum & coke?
- No good title
- Every damn morning.
- The people hath spoken over 1100 times.
- Avest ye marauding scum
- Sorry I’m taking so long
- How Can I Help You?
- I’m sorry I caused Hurricane Katrina everybody…
- I hate you all
- Finally, some damn updates around this joint.
- The Proper Title Was Eaten by Goob’s Computer
August 2005
- “Wow! You did a good job making big bubbles!!”
- Angela - Endangering the lives of all Bostonian drivers just so we could laugh!
- They’re not just for kids.
- College E-mail Address
- Phew…
- Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch?
- Calling all jerks!
- I never was a Southern Boy
- Goob - Cum Laude?
- That’s Alumni Goob to you.
- Next time I’ll just wear them in the shower.
- Back from Seattle.
July 2005
- Ichiro is truly the man.
- Chong is still da bong.
- A blog is a blog is a blog….I think not.
- The Original Goob is back.
- Turn it up.
- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
- Well, at least one of us turned out normal.
- Hope is a powerful force
- My clock is always blinking 12:00
- Still Missing My Second Home
- Could this be any more confusing?
June 2005
- Last night in paradise
- Drunk 02
- Five days left in Newcastle.
- Not quite top of the world, but close enough.
- I Miss Harry Doyle
- They speak English…sort of.
- Australia is the best continent on the EAAAAAARTH!
- Is this for real?
- I can’t See how this could happen
- Life is full of the little things
- The countdown continues
- Loud typing hurts my head
- Drunk 01
- Let the countdown begin
May 2005
- It’s a circle OF jerks, not a circle jerk!
- The Gooblings Grow
- I guess your invitation got lost in the mail…
- Yes, my tibia is in my arm
- I’m still alive.
- I wish I could send in my secrets…
- Wanted: Witty Domain Name
- Groin Grabbingly Count: 1
- Where’s my rope?
- He’s ST, she’s ELA, and I’m the OOB
- This is how you pull a Psych Ap….out of your ass
April 2005
- Why didn’t they stay home?
- As useful as a penny!
- Thanks for getting me through this year
- I smell a Rat!
- The Boys are back
- At least we’re playing on grass
- LOST has certainly found its way
- More photos and changes
- This Shyzer stuff ain’t half bad.
- Random Ramblings, April Edition
March 2005
- Dorms
- I’ve yet to scrub the marker off my head…
- Massive Updates
- I hate Sez
- I think it was Mao Zedong that enjoyed sleeping in as well
- I kinda like anus
- Oh, the joys of not having a computer
- Who wants dinner?
- Just gotta pass. Just gotta pass.
- Thank God for second impressions
February 2005
- They call me Goob
- How little I miss the Internet
- Flight Logs!
- First Impressions
- Final post from the States for 5 months
- It’s Shyzerific!
- Magical Trevor 2!
- Link Dumpage
- Fellner, here is your Goob Experience
- Link dump time
- It’s good to be Goob
January 2005
- Australia
- Free movies!
- Picture time
- And let the newbies roll in!
- Feelin’ Good
- Wait, we’re adults now??
- And the winner is…
- Good thing we fought those pesky Jews!
- Jimmie Wallet Deserves Better
- So Long Reggie
- Not to knock Spartanburg, but…
- 70,000 Boos
- Virginia starts to grow on you
- Jet Lag is a Bitch
December 2004
- Damn laptop
- I love plane trips
- As you can see, I’m still alive.
- Merry Christmas
- Which USC is this again?
- Nobody’s questioning the hat!
- Need money. Will beg for it.
- Great movie
- So close, I can taste it
- Where are we again?
- Gotta have fun with life.
- Damn you Stanley!
- I never was good with these
November 2004
- Thank You Walpole!
- Are you easily offended?
- Hold on folks!
- This title shit gets annoying sometimes
- Finally, it’s over…
- I feel ill
- A bit of a time waster…
- Shyzer can wait
- Stupid Hosting Company
- The Final Five
- There Is No Point To This Post
- 4 more years? Let’s try 40 more years since the Democrats are idiots.
October 2004
- We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Crap!
- God Bless Amendment Numero Uno
- 19-What Teen?
- Wisdom Teeth - 4. Goob - I’ve Lost My Mind
- 2001 W.S. My Friends…
- And We’re Back!
- Breaking for Fall
- R.I.P. Christopher Reeve
- Filler…
- Go Astros!
- They Grow Up So Quickly
September 2004
- A Little Too Quiet
- Mystery Sender, Who Are You!?
- Number of people in the world who care about Britain 1660-1760: fourteen
- Our Soldier
- Happy Birthday Jules!
- 24-14 – Part II
- 24-14 - Part I
- GO PACK GO
- Weekend Recap
- MONSTER ROCKET!!!!!
- The only Australian I know is “Fosters”
- No good whatsoever…
- Ramblings
- Busy, Part II
- Energy comes from magic!!
August 2004
- Busy, Part I
- Is this what you’re looking for?
- How I’d love to be in Athens now…
- Not what you were expecting, but…
- Oh Thank God
- Just Checking In
- Maybe one day I’ll understand why
- Eros Guides Us
- So Long SC
- The End Of An Era
- Just some random links.
- I thought it was a scam too. Until…
- Next Stop, Vegas.
July 2004
- WHOEVER PLAYS FIRST NEEDS TO BACKUP HOME PLATE!
- Go Twins. Eat It Bitch Sox!
- Honey, I’m Home!
- Only In Spartanburg
- Um…Title
- Tiger Hand!
- It only took me 20 months
- Minnesooooota
- I Don’t Wanna Hear It
- Good Ole Carolina
June 2004
- Fake News…In A Book!
- Happy Birthday!
- Tag Board is Down
- Little Gooblings
- Bush (United States)
- Above The Law?
- Damn Spammers
- Can You Hear Me Now?
- So we like live on Earth, right?
- I Hate Technology, Round 2
- I
HateAm Addicted To Technology - Finally
- Clean
- Marty McFly?
May 2004
- Looking: Gold Glover Outfielder
- This is the best of 70,000?
- Hear those crickets?
- When it rains, it pours
- Alternate Presidential Candidates
- Cut Me Some Slack
- Seattle Mariners in 2008
- End of an Era This
- Japander
- Any Questions?
- One More Week
April 2004
- Mountains? Beach?
- Ask Away
- RIP Pat Tillman
- Silly Rabbit
- Eye Candy
- Did you see that?!
- The Three Muskateers
- Reunion Part III - The Finale
- 101st, Easy Company
- Next I Want Brain Implants
- Southern Pride?
- Reunion, Part II - The Awakening
- A Real Pro
- Reunion, Part I
- First MT filler
- testing
March 2004
- There is a God!
- Buddy Zoo
- Casshern
- MEDIC! Gallery down, I repeat, gallery down!!
- Doc
- I love you guys
- I hate my host
- I’m coming, I’m coming…
- Shyzer store
- Objective Christian Sidenote…
February 2004
- Is it time?
- Bad highlighter
- Gay Marriages Revisited
- Get off my case, Stan!
- Buy me stuff
- It was Colbert…
- Colbert
- Krispy Kreme is the devil
January 2004
- Whale Explosion
- Random Thoughts
- Ice storm
- Funny Simpsons
- The Mole
- Beard
- Soup
- No Pack Go…
- Week 2
- Checking in…
December 2003
- Bullshit
- Merry Christmas
- Don’t put fragile
- Doctors
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE MARINERS DOING?
- Saddam captured
- Good luck Cammy
- Fellner, part II
- Fellner is my bitch
- Bye Cammy
- The OCPT
- Miserable Failure
- Thanksgiving break and Dell
- Damn computer
November 2003
- More over the break
- Got to see Chong
- I hate my hair
- Wishlist of X-mas, Stan and I are gonna go see Angela
- Essay and Kline
- I hate the Eagles
- SKIN
- Wisdom teeth
- Cam is back up
- I am free
- I believed
- Here comes the Matrix!
- I am better than you
- Damn Gallery…
- EDGAR IS BACK!
- Waking up to Marshall Tucker Band
- Well
- Old-fashioned Pitcher
October 2003
- Cancelled Television Shows
- Get to work Fellner
- Devil’s advocate
- Buy my shit
- ROAD TRIP!
- Bill Simmons is God
- Bigger Than My Body
- I love Fall Break…
- Words
- Shoot me if I ever move here
- The sky is falling!
- Marlins will win
- Playoffs / Glove
September 2003
- USPS and changes to the site
- HIST 300 / Softball
- The Shyzers Inaugural Game
- Mariners are toast
- Random Shit
- Happy B-Day Jess
- Ramblings
- Song for Trista
August 2003
June 2003
- Not goodbye, just see ya later…
- Mac
- Jaded
- My Matrix Predictions
- Father’s Day
- Block IP
- Blender…Summer of George
- Missle and Matrix Video Game
- Work is okay
- Random shit
- No work!
- I hate my job
- My first day
- I GOT A JOB!
- Sosa
- Army Reserves?
- Star Wars Kid
May 2003
- Money
- Um..no real good title
- My first ray of happiness
- My Dad
- Religion, Part II
- 3 and Done…for now
- Religion Part I
- Weird feelings
- Blah
- Basketball
- The Matrix / My Living Situations / Jess
- Relaxing week
- Just chillin at home
- The Second Renaissance, Part I
- Mom’s High School
- Upgraded site
- “New” layout
- All-Star game
- Bush v. Bush
April 2003
- Last day of classes
- Full of random shit!
- Rest before finals
- This Year’s Love
- Too long since my last post
- Matrix preview
- Electricity
- Breath of air…
- Julianne
- Sports in Perspective
- MARINERS!
March 2003
- Worked on Greymatter this weekend
- War has started
- 48 hours….
- SB Part I
- Spring Break
- Two awesome movies
February 2003
- Growing out hair
- More random thoughts
- Nothing really to say
- Random post
- So damn sick
- My B-day Weekend
- Filler
- Life Vest
- El Nino
- TV is still broken
January 2003
- My computer hates me.
- State of the Union
- Snow
- I bitch too much
- No money
- Work for a week…
- I hate the Falcons
- Neopets will be the death of me
- New Year
December 2002
- Again with the random shit
- Christmas
- The semester is over!
- Finals Week
- Random Stuff
- Construction!
- Updates finally
- Don’t worry, I am still alive
- Still working on this
November 2002
- Half-way done
- So damn busy
- Bill Simmons is the funniest columnist ever
- And the time has gone where?
- The name of this feudal system is democracy
- Random shit
- Weekend in Charleston
October 2002
- Testing, 1, 2, CSS?
- Don’t adjust your screens.
- Awesome weekend =)
- Beer Inning
- Hell week is almost over
- Bush Wants War
- Fall Break is over.
- Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!!
- Who would have guessed?
- Post…Baleted!
- What a day.
- A true weekend!
- NASA and the pencil.
- Not a thing done.
- I should be tired…..
- Ah, the joys of kicking Greymatter’s ass
