Archive for 2009

Understated Year

February 10th, 2009 at 04:14 pm

Unbridled Beauty

Uncommon purity
Unintelligible reveries

Unannounced fruition
Unabashed pride

Unaltered conflicts
Unrelenting doubt

Unequivocal ardor
Unreasonably obstinate
Uncalculated fidelity

Unspectacular normalcy
Undeserved stigma

Underrated strength
Unwavering loyalty

Unrequited passion
Unwavering certainty

Unlocated Grace

I’ll Bring Cigars, You Get The Scoth

January 25th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

I’d like to take a minute and talk about the rare event where a man loves a man unconditionally.

Wait, that sounds gay. Let me try again.

When a man and a man really love each other…

Crap, that’s no better.

It’s hard to talk about male heterosexuals who love each other in today’s society. Somehow the formula has been unfairly mutated into Man + Man + Love + ∞ = Gay. There’s very little wiggle room leftover and that’s quite a sad state of affairs to me.

The mere idea of male emotional intimacy is one of the few remaining nuts that our society has yet to even crack. The term Bromance tries its best to soothe people and let them know it’s just two guys who feel so friendly with each other that they don’t mind opening up about anything. But it doesn’t work. If anything, it comes across as a comical, even clownish, term that’s used to pair two goofballs together who don’t quite fit in with the rest of us. It’s one step above Outcasts and synonymous with Weirdos.

I like the hope of one day having a best friend who knows everything about me and vice versa. I also like boobs (on women). Both are equally awesome and one day I hope people come to accept that.

Stopping

January 2nd, 2009 at 04:31 am

I was going to paste my favorite of these Top 50 stop motion videos, but it was clearly impossibly to choose just a few from among the many awesome.

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone?

January 1st, 2009 at 12:51 am

Not to be an alarmist, but you may want to save anything here on Shyzer that you absolutely love (like there’s anybody out there who thinks anything I’ve written is beyond awesome…) because this site may be going dark soon.

Just sayin’

Oh, and Happy New Year! I’m pretty fucking excited about things to come – hopefully you are as well!