Shyzer.com

Wow, I made it on Valleywag. For my ground breaking coverage of Facebook.com? For an insider scoop on a yet unveiled and revolutionary piece of technology?

Nope, for making fun of idiots on Facebook.

I think it’s official, I need to update my resume to reflect my superior verbal bitchslapping skill.

I also need to clear up this whole Ryan Shyzer thing too. It’s the last thing on my massive list of cleaning up all my websites.