I could host The Mole, though
October 1st, 2007 at 05:37 pmWhen I read stories such as this one, it makes me seriously consider pulling an Anderson Cooper. Then I remember I blend into a crowd about as well as Flavor Flav at a PGA tournament and that I’m as charming and persuasive to strangers as Simon Cowell is at a third grade talent show.
Suddenly the thought of staying home and reading Reuters all day doesn’t sound half bad.

