Ichiro’s Dog Is Awesome
July 14th, 2007 at 09:38 am in SportsThank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. This might be the first time a $90 million dollar contract is considered a bargain, as smarter people have already analyzed and concluded.
You treated Randy Johnson like shit and ultimately sold him off. Ken Griffey Jr. forced a trade out of town. Alex Rodriguez waved adios as he rode the money train to Texas. Edgar Martinez hung on as long as his hammies could hold up. And thus you finally realized that the only super-star remaining in Seattle is your face punching pal in Ichiro Suzuki. And you paid him accordingly. Brav-fucking-O. Now let’s go out there and fucking win this thing.
And please, for the love of God, don’t go into a tailspin like you do after every other time I make a Mariners post!
Clay
This actually made me excited
caitlin
i have only to say go brewers. it’s been a rough run as a fan. i do think it’s hilarious, though, that we finally get into the lead, and our biggest competitor in the league is the cubs! i love baseball
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
Haha, they better watch out for the Cubs! If Mark Cuban can get them in his pocket this winter, it won’t be too long before “lovable losers” is distant memory.
That said, I think the Brewers should be able to hold them off this year. As long as Yost keeps that infield rested, they shouldn’t falter down the stretch.