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What day is it? Saturday night? Perfect, then that means it’s time to copy Angela and do a Thirteen Thursday. Apparently this week’s topic is 13 things that annoy me off, which is great because I can easily think of 13 things that fall into said category.

1. When I look through my inbox and see starred e-mails from a month ago that I never responded to.
2. When I download a video file only to be told none of the previous 832,316 codec files I’ve downloaded will play the clip.
3. When people ask me if I’ve seen a video or joke on the Internet that I saw back in 1998.
4. When the ending to a great book sucks ass.
5. Not being able to finish a New York Times crossword puzzle. Watching Wordplay didn’t help any, it only made me want to fly to their yearly convention and punch somebody in the face.
6. When I climb under the covers, get snug in my bed, and then realize that the remote control is on the other side of the room.
7. Getting pwned in Starcraft over and over by Koreans who do nothing but play the game all day.
8. When I see my favorite song on somebody else’s playlist. That’s my song, dammit. How dare they!
9. Paying my student loan and looking that the cost of graduate school.
10. Hearing my cell phone ring. And yet I would kill your mom for an iPhone. Go figure.
11. Being asked why I didn’t shave this morning. I don’t ask you why you used a lawnmower on your hair or if your blind preschool daughter dressed you, so don’t imply that I’m a bum simply because I don’t find the act of dragging a razor blade against my skin pleasurable.
12. Spending an hour and a half cooking a meal just for 20 minutes of enjoyment.
13. How much luck is involved in everything.

Maybe one day I’ll actually do this on the proper day. Yeah, probably not.