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Scene: Goob and two fellow teachers are outside with four full classes of kindergarten kids. What was meant to be an exercise where the kids could run around flying their recently made “kites” suddenly turned awry.

Teacher 1: You know, this didn’t really work out that well.
Goob: Yeah, I think we royally screwed this one up. Did you freaking hear the screams those three girls made when they all slammed into each other? Christ, I thought somebody had lost an eye or something.

Teacher 2 comes strolling up the nearby hill.

Teacher 2: Well that was a general clusterfuck. Did you see that boy run into the back of that truck?
Goob: What?!
Teacher 2: Yeah, that little boy in the red right there! He was just running around the field, strayed over near the farm, and slammed right into the farmers truck.
Goob: Wow. You know, I think I lost one of my kids
Teacher 1: Eh, we’re in the middle of nowhere, they’ll figure out soon enough we went inside. Let’s get the hell back inside.

A bus horn blares from behind the school building.

Goob: Ah! I just found my last kid.