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March 12th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

When it comes to substituting, one factor is a constant. The level of the grade you’re teaching is directly equal to the number of hours you’ll be prohibited from doing a damn thing while at the same time representing your level of happiness with the material you are allowed to teach.

If I have to talk about Christopher Columbus or explain how to multiple 8 by 4 one more day, I may just stab myself with a blunt spoon.



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    Angela http://bostonbrat.net

    Your post title reminds me of that SNL skit from years ago with Cameron Diaz and they were on a fake kids’ show discussing the alphabet and each had a letter on their shirts.

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    mighty

    “The level of the grade your….”

    Maybe while you’re talking about history or explaining math, you can also add in english and spelling. Ex: your versus you’re. ;-) I have to give you grief!

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    Goob http://www.shyzer.com

    Sorry, I had to type that post during one of the 18-second intervals where our wireless internet actually works! :)

    And Angela, I actually remember that skit!

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