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The “word” pwned has grown quite the following here in the Goob household amongst the Gooblings. We tend to have a history of taking odd sounding words and running them straight into the ground by our repeated usage of them, but this one still appears to have some life in it despite the last few months. We say it any time we punch each other and given the fact that we tend the beat the crap out of our nearest sibling somewhere in the vicinity of 19 times a day, you can imagine how Goobrent Mom has grown annoyed with the word already.

But today, Goobrent Mom left for work and thus pwned was broken out once again. On the way home from school, in the post office, even in the kitchen as it was screeched from a streaking brother as he ran down the hallway, fleeing the scene of a recent dual Wet Willie / Wedgie attack. (I’ll give you a hint. I can run really fast.)

But here’s a little word of caution. If you’re sitting in the waiting area of your local barbershop and the other patrons are giving you weird looks as your seven year old brother says over and over, “I’m gonna pwn you,” it might be because that sounds awful similar to “I’m gonna bone you.” And that, my friends, is illegal in all states, pending the approval of a new law in Alabama.