Here’s a tip   

If you’re horrible at driving and find yourself near my house, please stay away from any power poles. I don’t enjoy going without power for hours on end simply because you can’t turn the steering wheel fast enough to make it around that 10 degree curve. And so help me God if I find out a cell phone or Big Mac was involved somewhere in this equation.

I didn’t know what to do with myself. I flipped about 20 light switches and tried to turn on the TV four or five times before finally dusting off something called a “book” and “reading” it. It was like a page out of the 1920s! You know, without the speakeasies and floozy women showing their kneecaps.



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