Dear ignorant people, I hate you
January 2nd, 2007 at 10:26 pmOverheard today while standing in line at the local gas station:
(All words spoken in a heavy, thick drawl.)
Customer #1: Man, I cain’t believe tha’ kids didn’t have school terday. I’s looking forward ter gettin’ ‘em outter tha house ‘gain!
Customer #2: I know whatcha mean! What’s even worse is I had no ideer everythang was closed ’til I got to the post office and saw nobaudy there. I wasted 30 minutes today just because Ford died!
Customer #1: It makes nor sense to me. I know Ford is ‘portant an all, but what makes him and his comp’nay so special? I don’t even see how peoples drive anythang other than a Chevy.
Customer #2: Oh, they’ll find any excuse to not have ter work, them lazy people in Washin’ton. It don’t matter who died. President of Ford. King of Canada. Hell, it don’t matter! They’ll just give ‘em some bullshit medal an’ close everythang for the day.
Both customers quickly turn around to the sound of crashing glass rippling through the building as Goob bashes his head into the front pane in an effort to forget the stupidity he just overheard.
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
I wish I could overhear something like that. I always like an excuse to tell someone how stupid they are.
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
It truly was stunning. I almost couldn’t believe it was happening even though I stood there watching it unfold, almost knowing exactly where the conversation was leading.