Dear Citizens in Florida’s 16th Congressional District   

November 7th, 2006 at 10:45 pm

I understand only 60% of precincts have reported, but even so, the results show that Mark Foley has 48% of the vote with 65,622. I have only one question.

What the hell is wrong with you people? How is it that the Democratic challenger is only leading by 2,000 votes over an opponent who resigned from Congress a month ago for sending messages to underage boys about masturbation and being horny? Sometimes I don’t understand the American public.

EDIT 1: With reporting up to 75% of precincts, Foley has gone from trailing by 2,000 votes to leading by 900 votes. Way to go, Florida!

EDIT 2: So I just found out that Foley’s name simply couldn’t be taken off the ballot and that if he wins, some other guy will take his place. I still think it’s retarded to have Foley’s name on the ballot and “vote” for him, even if it’s just for his name in general. I liked this post a lot better when I thought the citizens of Florida were the morons instead of now where I now I’m the idiot.



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