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Well, the brackets are still steadily coming into my inbox, even though I said y’all only had 24 hours. So here’s the deal, since I’m still getting them, I’ll give you one last day. That’s it! So if you want to join in on the fun (and who doesn’t?!), then, fill in your freaking bracket!. Once you’ve done so, hit the “save then e-mail” button, select “other,” and then hit “Save Data File.” This will now save your picks to your own computer and all you have to do is e-mail that file to me at Shyzer AT gmail DOT com.

Simple, huh? So hurry up and fill in your brackets, folks!

But just to give you a taste of what this tournament’s gonna be like, I’ll show you the Adam & Eve matchup. One thing I always loved about March Madness was how right before the real tournament began, two shitty teams played each other just for the “opportunity” to enter the tournament as the 64th team and get crushed by 40 points against the likes of Duke. So, I decided to follow tradition and let Adam and Eve battle for the honor today before things got underway here tomorrow.

Adam vs. Eve - The rematch between our two pansy ancestors finally took place as Adam and Eve meet up for the first time since Eve’s fateful afternoon snack. However, the game never really got underway due to the controversy that erupted beforehand when Adam decided this would be the perfect time to come out of the closet. Centuries and centuries worth of pent up anger and blaming every woman he saw for his exile from paradise had left Adam a bit jaded towards dating. That is, until he heard that catchy anti-gay slogan, “It’s Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.” Well, as it turns out, it’s actually Adam & Juan, his personal hairstylist and partner of 10 years. And not surprisingly, Adam wasn’t too keen on playing basketball and so Eve got a free ride to face God.