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I’ve had absolutely no motivation or desire whatsoever to write or post lately, but I make no apologies for it. I’ve been in one those “I hate the world” type moods over the past few days, where any little event had the potential to set me off and ignite a constant barrage of insults to every human being within shouting distance. So you can understand why sitting down in front of my computer and trying to type a witty or humorous story sounded slightly less than appealing.

Thankfully, that mood has passed and I’m back to my normal self. Unfortunately for you, however, I honestly don’t have much to type about since I’m busy working on a post that will be go live come March 15th. So, for now, I leave you with a few cool links that I’ve stumbled upon lately.

The Olympics are now over and while most people thought they were boring or whatever since American supposedly did horrible, I found them captivating as always. I still don’t understand how people can’t enjoy the Olympics, but I’ll try and not go off on that tangent right now. Instead, have a look at two of my favorite Olympic commercials, since we all know I’m a huge fan of awesome commercials and even a bigger fan of well used instrumental music in commercials. And for an interesting side note, as of now, Shyzer is the only place on the Internet where you can download both of them, but I’m sure that will change soon.

Exxon Mobile Dreams Commercial

Nike Jumpman Let Your Game Speak Commercial

Moving on, think about all the trash you’ll soon talk in your newly formed Fantasy Bass Fishing League. I think it’s safe to say ESPN is running out of new ideas.

I’ve already ordered a Phone Spoofing Card and can’t wait to have some fun with it. Who knows, maybe I’ll even record the prank phone calls I made and never put them on Shyzer like I did a year ago. (Waynus and Clay, I don’t want to hear a word from either of you!)

As I was going through my bookmarks in an effort to organize them, I found one sending me to the World Beard Championships. I have no idea when I bookmarked that page, but upon looking at some of the contestants, I swear one of them is just a photoshopped image of me. I’ll see if anybody else can figure out who I’m referencing to in order to see if other people can see the resemblance or if it’s just me.

And finally, as part of Shyzer’s ongoing, let’s say “Award Winning,” Public Service Links, I give you Get Human. It’s a giant, continuously growing database of how to quickly get a human operator on the phone when you call certain companies. Most of the time simply pressing zero won’t work, so this site shows you the exact buttons to press so that you can quickly get in touch with a human who can actually help you with your problem.