Yearly Archives: 2005

Every damn morning.

Posted on September 21, 2005 by Goob

Why is it that every time I wake up, I’m disappointed I’m no longer in my dreams. I would literally give anything to be able to bring the dream I had last night into reality.

Posted in Life | 6 Comments

The people hath spoken over 1100 times.

Posted on September 20, 2005 by Goob

Anybody who visited Shyzer yesterday around 1100 was most likely greeted by a simply splash page laced with profanity and obscene gestures (they were there, even if you couldn’t see them.) I was this close to calling it quits or … Continue reading →

Posted in Shyzer | 7 Comments

Avest ye marauding scum

Posted on September 19, 2005 by Goob

Ahoy maties! Tis ye fav’orit sea buccaneer Cap’n Sealegs Alderman ‘porting in fer duty. For ye see, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, begad! Blimey, don’t tell me ye scurvy dogs done fergot it be today! I outta throw … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny | 3 Comments

Sorry I’m taking so long

Posted on September 17, 2005 by Goob

I’m still trying to figure out why ask.com thinks Shyzer is the number one result for this search string. Marriage proposals, what is taking him so long? So to whomever is out there waiting for me to offer my hand … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny | 3 Comments

How Can I Help You?

Posted on September 14, 2005 by Goob

My middle and high school days were the only time in my life that I’ve lived in any one house or apartment for longer than a few months at a time. It was located in a little neighborhood on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny, Hijinks | 4 Comments

I’m sorry I caused Hurricane Katrina everybody…

Posted on September 8, 2005 by Goob

Anybody who has watched TV for more than 10 seconds, picked up a newspaper, turned on the radio, visited a news outlet on the web, seen a blimp fly overheard, or talked to ducks in their backyard at midnight knows … Continue reading →

Posted in Random | 3 Comments

I hate you all

Posted on September 6, 2005 by Goob

In the 24 hours since I uploaded the new photos, I’ve received six messages saying my mom is hot. To all six of you (and all the others who were thinking it but didn’t say anything), I have this to … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny | 6 Comments

Finally, some damn updates around this joint.

Posted on September 5, 2005 by Goob

The past few days I have spent hours upon hours working on my websites / computers. While in Australia, I brought along my family’s camcorder and captured some great footage that I wanted to share with the world. Unfortunately, when … Continue reading →

Posted in Shyzer | 5 Comments

The Proper Title Was Eaten by Goob’s Computer

Posted on September 2, 2005 by Goob

I just lost a 1,000 word entry due to my own stupidity. I copied the post, deleted it from the document since I no longer needed it, went to upload it, got distracted by something else and copied four little … Continue reading →

Posted in Shyzer | 5 Comments

“Wow! You did a good job making big bubbles!!”

Posted on August 30, 2005 by Goob

The words above were spoken to me today while I stood in the bathroom peeing. Colton, for some unknown reason, has a new fascination of walking in and watching people while they use the bathroom and then rating their performance. … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny | 6 Comments