I got shot in the butt today.
October 9th, 2005 at 03:36 amActually, I got a shot in the butt today, but it doesn’t really feel any different from being shot in the butt.
When the doctor walked in, she looked down at my arms, looked up at my face, then looked down at my arms again. After 10 seconds of not-so-surprising silence, she finally looked back up at me and asked, “What in the world took you so long? You should have been in here days ago.” After looking over my body, making the obligatory concealed marks on my chart, and scolding me again for waiting so long, she gave me some anti-itch pills and steroids. Just in time for baseball playoffs. How kind of her.
So yeah, I’m all loopy on meds right now. Some people will swear by NyQuil, but that stuff fucks me up. Each and every time I’ve taken it in the past, I’ve spent the entire night in one of those semi-dream, semi-conscious states where you feel as if you’re hallucinating and in the morning, you feel as if you got no sleep. But Benadryl…oh, sweet, sweet, Benadryl. Two pills, 15 minutes, and WHAM, I’m lights out. And I just took two pills about ten minutes ago 
Renee
Benadryl knocks me out too. Glad you went to the Doctor. Feel better soon.
Clay http://shyzer.com
Hahaha, it was quite boring waiting there for three friggen a hours but its all good. And your ass hurt quite alot in the car didn’t it?
Angela http://bostonbrat.net
HA HA HA! You got a shot in the butt. HA HA AHAH AHA HAH AHA HAH AH AHA HA HAH AHA
I’m easily amused.
Stan http://omejh
Goob you do know that when you become an adult that you can choose to get a shot in the arm don’t you? This isn’t 1st grade any more pal. And it’s just poison ivy. Stop being a baby.
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
They couldn’t give me a shot in the arm because of the poison ivy, dipshit. Both arms are just one giant crusted blister up to me neck / ears.
Jaime
Well I’m glad you got to the doctor. I hope it clears up and doesn’t spread to those other areas!! And yes, I count myself lucky that I’m immune to it!
Sarah
Oh Goob, I hope you stop being a giant crusty blister very soon…Do we have poison Ivy in Australia?
Ally http://www.in-effigie.com
Here’s hoping you clear up soon!
Ugh.. the last time I got a shot in the butt I was a little kid.. but I moved.. and they had to do it again!