Avest ye marauding scum   

September 19th, 2005 at 11:13 am in Funny

Ahoy maties! Tis ye fav’orit sea buccaneer Cap’n Sealegs Alderman ‘porting in fer duty. For ye see, today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, begad!

Blimey, don’t tell me ye scurvy dogs done fergot it be today! I outta throw ye lot into tha bilge fer that or turn ye into grub fer tha fishes!! Tha ship hands here at tha Goob Ship done already raised the Jolly Quarters fer tha day and tha poop deck shall soon be scrubbed handsomely. Me and tha lassies were gonna go watch a movie, but ye couldn’t see it, fer it was rated ARRRRRRRRG.

So belay what ye doing right now, grab some grog and some buckos, and start talkin’ like a pirate before I make ye alls walk tha plank!! Or at tha v’ry least, go buckle ye swash for a cup’ol ‘o minutes! But tis be Cap’n Sealegs Alderman sayin’ farwell. I be off in search of me booty of doubloon and a wench to keep me comp’ny ternight! ARG!



3 people have added their glowing criticism.

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    Ally http://www.in-effigie.com

    September 19th, 2005 at 12:49 pm

    Avast!

    (Seriously, that’s as good as I get, despite reading the lingo last year, I am no good with it! All the same, here’s to finding that wench!)

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    Ally http://www.in-effigie.com

    September 19th, 2005 at 05:57 pm

    Oh, I forgot to mention. I’m doing something new with the free ipod link.. if someone signs up for Blockbuster Online or other offer under my referral link, I’ll send them 10 dollars via PayPal to cover the cost of the sign up!

    So if you know anyone who hasn’t done it, simply for monetary reasons, let them know. :) I still need four signs ups. lol

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    Goob http://www.shyzer.com

    September 21st, 2005 at 03:38 am

    Alas, ye didn’t fine me wench…