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As Stan so tactfully pointed out on the tagboard, I forgot to upload a post. This exact post as a matter of fact.

Remember how I talked about something a week ago called Dial a Jerk? Well, ever since Stan released this feature a week ago, the response has been amazing. Complete and total strangers have called to leave us messages. Daily readers have called to leave us messages. We’ve even had a Telephone Relay Operator (those folks that type stuff out for deaf people) call and read us lyrics from Basket Case.

So, naturally, we all felt the need to call in and leave messages for each other. I called once to complain about Stan’s music selection / volume level while he was on Live Stan Cam one afternoon, so not only did everybody get to hear my voice, we got to watch and view Stan’s reaction when he received my message! Angela also called and left us a brief message, although I have to say, we were completely and utterly shocked. Not by the fact that she called, but by the fact of how her voice sounded. I think it was about 0.001% of what either one of us thought it would sound like. So we asked her, nay, we begged her to call us the next time she became “socially happy” and leave us a message.

As they say, ask and ye shall receive slurred drunken messages from friends!.

Seriously, it’s by far one of the best drunken voicemails I’ve heard, and that’s including my own. I think the best part of the night was the conversation Stan and I were having about it as tears streamed down our faces from laughing so much.

Stan: I like how we are laughing and dissecting her message and she is either upside down in a ditch or getting buck nutty with the boy she met. Hahaha.

Seriously, if you have 40 seconds and you want to laugh, and go and listen. Now.