Calling all jerks!
August 20th, 2005 at 03:14 amAs we all know, I am a jerk. I’m even in a collective circle of other jerks. The leader of said circle is Stan, a familiar face here on Shyzer. Always the innovator, he devised Stan Cam earlier this year where he set up a webcam to follow his every movement. That’s was cool.
Later, he came up with Jerk TV, where a funny movie would be broadcast on Circle of Jerks for anybody and everybody to watch. That was pimp.
But earlier today, he simply outdid himself. He set up Jerk Voicemail.
It’s quite simple. Whenever you are bored / drunk / angry / stoned / happy / pissed off at El Nino / in jail and needing to make your one phone call / or plain out in a goofy mood, you can call Jerk Voicemail. The message will then be posted on Circle of Jerks for all to hear. The possibilities are endless with this and I for one cannot wait to get smashed and send in a drunken voicemail. But since I don’t see getting drunk in the foreseeable future, I’m just gonna call tomorrow and see what happens. I recommend you all do the same!
The number is 636-578-7220 and your privacy will be protected to the fullest extent. Your number will never be revealed to the public and if you accidentally say something personal in the message, we’ll bleep it out. So what are you waiting for?! Go call right now and leave a message! And if you’re too chicken to do so, head on over to Circle of Jerks and listen to the messages that have already been sent in!
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
August 20th, 2005 at 12:19 pmYou forgot about the Mower Cam. I was the first to bring out the Lawn Mower cam. I’m still toying with the idea of taking my equipment out on the mower itself and have a streaming video feed right from the mower. I just gotta figure out how my laptop can handle the dust, dirt, and heat
Angela http://bostonbrat.net
August 20th, 2005 at 12:46 pmHe also forgot my personal favorite, Shower Cam.
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
August 20th, 2005 at 04:35 pmI never got to see mower cam though, which I’m still pissed about. In the future, please give me 24 hours notice and plan on mowing your lawn around my schedule so that I can sit inside and laugh at you while you are out cutting the grass!
And this is the first time I’ve even heard about Shower Cam! Seriously, it’s time for me to start coming up with some ideas like this for Shyzer.
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
August 20th, 2005 at 05:15 pmWe all know I am the innovative one. And to be innovative Goob you have to spend money. CoJ had cost me around 200 bucks so far to do what I have done….which is very little
And yes, I took the camera into the shower with me…once. Angela suggested I never do it again. So I haven’t done it since
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
August 20th, 2005 at 07:47 pmI’ve probably spent $200 on Shyzer throughout my entire lifetime. I can’t afford to run with the big boys =)
Angela http://bostonbrat.net
August 21st, 2005 at 04:52 pmI NEVER suggested that Stan. On the contrary, I don’t think you do it enough.
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
August 21st, 2005 at 06:21 pmI would have swore you told me you highly advised me to never do shower cam again.
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
August 24th, 2005 at 12:47 am“On the contrary, I don’t think you do it enough.”
Maybe I’m just really tired but doesn’t that mean I shouldn’t be doing it annymore? If you DON’T think I do it enough?
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
August 24th, 2005 at 03:24 amNa, Stan, Angela’s correct. You were saying that you thought she didn’t want you doing it anymore.
Her “on the contrary” response was to your initial thoughts. She then went one step further and spelled out exactly what she thought.
I don’t think you do it enough. = I think you don’t do it enough. It’s just that she places the “don’t” in a different position, but it still means the same thing.
Stan http://www.circleofjerks.org
August 24th, 2005 at 09:14 pmI get it….sort of..not really…no.
Goob http://www.shyzer.com
August 25th, 2005 at 01:48 amWell then, you’re an idiot! =)