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The next batch of songs are up on the Radio. They are as follows:

81 - Radiohead - Lurgee
82 - Jamshied Sharifi - A Prayer for the Soul of Layla
83 - Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
84 - Aerosmith - Livin’ on the Edge
85 - Greenday - Time of Your Life
86 - Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O- Mine
87 - Ocean’s Eleven ‘ 69 Police
88 - Jars of Clay - Little Drummer Boy
89 - Massive Attack - Teardrops
90 - Blink 182 - Josie & On-line Song

Also, the guest authorship that was won during the Goob Experience is about to be taken advantage of and implemented. Hopefully I’ll have their first entry e-mailed to me sometime during the next day or two. Also in the next day or two, you can expect the following Shyzer updates:

• Over 600 pictures added to the gallery.
• Two drunken videos starting Hannah in one and myself in the other.
• An updated version of the Aussie Cast Page.
• Something else that I can’t remember.

Well, as you can guess from the entry below, I was a tad “socially happy” last night. We had a going away party for Josh since he leaves tomorrow and I went down with all of our mates. I then woke up this morning feeling like rubbish. That’s about all I remember seeing as how everything in between is a blurry haze. Hopefully, however, the pictures and movies that I’m sure were taken will help refresh my memory.

Any long time reader of Shyzer should notice a trend, however. Every time I get hammered, I run to Shyzer and start posting. Back home, I’m what you would call a Drunk Dialer and if there was some catchy name for a Drunk IMer, I’d be that as well. Just ask Clay; he has the logs to prove it. But I am also a Drunk Shyzer-er. I’ll always inevitably reach a point where my mind goes “Hey, go post on Shyzer!” and then my mouth will scream out “IT’S SHYZER TIME!” and I will run off to find a computer and post a few garbled sentences. Whenever I wake up the next morning, I usually see my rant and delete, but today I figured why not leave it up? It’s a post, is it not? So I’ve created a new category for all my retarded messages and will begin leaving them to drop off into the archive for all to see.

And to everybody who found great hilarity in my drunk banter last night, I’m glad you all enjoyed it. I would say it won’t happen again soon, but I think everybody knows that would be a lie. I am now off to shower and take a much needed nap, for my head is screaming at me to stop looking at this damned computer screen.

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It’s no secret to anybody who knows me that besides spending as much time with my mates here in Australia before I go, I have been busting my ass trying to get a new section to Shyzer as well as a brand new website up and running. Throw in the fact that I have a vested interest in seeing Circle of Jerks take off and you see how I’ve been a very, very busy man lately.

However, with a little bit of luck and a slight nudge of keeping my word, I’m shooting to have this new damn section of Shyzer, known as Shlyrics, up and running before I leave from Australia. So, in an effort to try and force myself to finish everything, I am going to start a countdown if you will. In this new section is 100 songs. Every second or third day, I will ten random songs from that list and put them in the RadioBlog as well as list them on Shyzer, starting with numbers 91-100.

What are the relevance of these songs? Why are they numbered? I guess you’ll just have to wait for the opening and find out. But I’ll give ya a hint. They’re not what I would consider the best 100 songs ever. That, my friends, would be too normal for me to do. But here are today’s songs

100 - Train - Drops of Jupiter
99 - Bob Carlisle - Butterfly Kisses
98 - Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now
97 - Guns N’ Roses - November Rain
96 - Evanesance - My Immortal
95 - Will Smith - Wild, Wild West
94 - Little Texas - What Might Have Been
93 - Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town
92 - Marshall Tucker Band - Can’t You See
91 - David Gray - As I’m Leaving

So there ya go. Once I reach 1-10, the site will be ready for viewing and you may all read it and ridicule me for building this up way too much for something as retarded as this is. I’ll just be happy to have finally finished this darn thing!

And don’t even get me started on this new site I’m putting together…