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As promised, we’ve got some updated material here on Shyzer. First, let me point you in the direction of the gallery. Two sections in the Aussie folder received updates, the Random Functions and Corridor Collection folders. The Random Functions have some new photos from Josh’s Last Dinner while the Corridor Collection received over 100 new photos, started on page 2. There’s some great stuff in there of me goofing off, so don’t just think this is for my mates over here to enjoy. All you people stateside, get your asses in there!

In addition to those, two new folders were created which I think contain some of the best photos ever. First, there is the College Ball, which was just a huge dance where all the colleges (which means dorms) got together wearing their ugliest clothing. The other folder contains pictures from Josh’s Going Away Party which was one of the craziest nights of my life, mainly because I drank about three liters of goon. I felt it was only fair since Josh was being forced to drink a bottle of rum that I, as his American brethren, get piss drunk with him.

The only problem with this was that I didn’t stop drinking once I became drunk, something that I usually do. This led to some sort of crazy channeling of my inner spirit, thereby giving me to energy of ten oxen. And I’m talking about those big, blue oxen from the Paul Bunyan tales, not those crappy oxen that always drowned in Oregon Trail whenever you tried to cross the rivers. As Adam put it best, “Dude, you were like Jim Carey on speed.”

I would go outside, run around for a bit, come back inside, dance, hug and kiss people, and repeat. One of the RAs that was there told me later the next day, “You were doing so many things that were wrong, but nobody had the heart to stop you. You were just having way too much fun. You had more energy than any drunk person I’ve ever seen too. We’d all just be standing there and then this blur would scorch by and fly off into the bush. Even Boof was sitting there shaking his head and he’s the local drunk! I haven’t seen somebody that drunk in years…”

During one of my excursions away from the party, I found a picnic table and felt that would be a good place to take a nap. After being found and helped back to the party, I again dashed off and took a nap in the bush. This time, Emma brought along her digital camera, set it to movie mode, and…well…see for yourself…

“Artica can blow me!” - Goob’s video clip.

I think my favorite part of that video is right at the very beginning when they scare me as I awaken and I scream “SCARY PEOPLE!” Good times indeed.

Also, I’m not sure if people noticed or not, but the media page received an update about a week ago. Hannah came home from town extremely drunk and so I felt it was only fair if I started recording her. Seven minutes worth of footage later, I sat down to try and test my movie making skills for I have a third site on the horizon that I may start at the end of the summer that will require me to make videos. Anyways, if you’ve got some time and want to laugh at a drunk person, go watch Hannah while she is drunk.

So what’s next for Shyzer? The lingo post should be next (I have two questions that I need to ask a specific person before I upload it. I don’t want to be completely wrong about something), the Aussie Cast page will be revamped by week’s end, AND remember that movie I said I filmed for the local film class? Well, they’ve finished editing it and I’m heading over there today to pick up a copy. If at all possible, I’ll post that as soon as I can, just as long as I can get it onto my computer. Until then, enjoy the assorted media.