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Phase One of Operation “Come on Goob, get at least 51% in all your classes so you pass!” is complete. In a span of 56 hours, I was awake for 51 of them. Going that long was much more easier than you may think, as long as you don’t mind putting up with the purple ninjas that arrive determined to kick your ass around hour 39.

To make matters worse, Stanley opened up a brand new site while I was in the middle of writing my first essay. Few of us remember Stan’s original site, Revenge of the Nerds, but on contained some of the best and wittiest writing the ‘net has ever seen. After letting his hosting and domain expire, Stan gave up the blog world. Until now. I highly suggest checking out Circle of Jerks, for if you enjoy the writing here on Shyzer, you will appreciate CoJ, especially when you consider that I am going to be contributing to it on the side! So go, check out CoJ, and let us know what you think.

Which finally brings me to my last point. While talking to Stan for countless hours about his new endeavor, it made me continuously want to go and start work on one of my two new sites. However, one major thing holding me back is the lack of a domain name, so I’ve decided to enlist the help of those here on Shyzer. One of the sites I am working on (and want to launch in the next week) is a site that not only walks people through all the freeipod offers out there, but gives people a place to discuss them on a message board. Kind of like a much more extended version of the post I made last year about getting a free ipod. But like I said, I was at a loss for a domain name, so Stan and I tossed a few ideas around. He came up with a pretty damn catchy slogan (which I am afraid of saying here. I don’t want anybody else registering it!) that I am almost positive I will purchase. But before I drop $25 on the domain names, I want to make sure there aren’t any others that perk my ears.

This is where you all come in. I am going to post this and hope you all can come up with a few catchy names. Remember, it’s for a site that is going to walk people through all the freebie offers out there, so something like getfreestuff.com would be great. There are just a few guidelines, though. A) It can’t be too long. I don’t want something like comehereforsomegreatfreeinfo.com or anything like that. I want it to be short and catchy. B) It has to be available. GetFreeStuff.com would be great, but sadly, somebody else ordered it. You know what? Don’t even worry about checking to see if they are available or not, I’ll handle that. You just comment with anything you might think would be great. And finally C) any catchy phrase or word will be considered. Even though, for instance, shyzer.com says nothing about a free info site, if I heard it, thought it was memorable enough, and saw it was free, I might buy it.

I’ll be explaining further just exactly why I’m making one of these sites, but trust me, I have high hopes for it. So if anybody can think help, I would appreciate it. If not, no worries, and I’ll go register Stan’s idea in the morning. Thanks everybody.