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Everybody here raise a hand if you thought the previous entry was extremely grotesque. That’s what I thought =) If the obvious wasn’t already clear here, let me state it for you. My mates here now know of Shyzer and enjoy it. The previous “story” was written by my friend Sez. I told her she could write something and I’d post it for a day, she wrote that and didn’t believe I’d post it, and me, being the stubborn and hard headed person that I am posted it since I promised to do it before hand. But it’s been a day now and so it’s down. Don’t worry, that’s the last time somebody else will write here on Shyzer (except for Fellner, who still has an entire month’s worth of authorship still in queue from winning the Goob Experience!) But no, I was not hacked and yes, I did watch as she hit the Publish button herself. If that didn’t show that I’m a man of my word, I don’t know what will.

So…anybody who had the “pleasure” of reading that story, I pity you. And if you missed it, well then YOU SHOULD CHECK SHYZER EVERY DAY! You just have to know Sez in real life to appreciate and love how crazy she is. I’m still working on the bios for everybody. I walked around tonight writing down the names and hometowns of the corridor and am typing the their bios as we speak. I bought a cheap flash drive off E-bay so that I can transfer all the pictures and files to a computer that has Internet, so now I get to play the waiting game for the seller to send it to me. He lives in Aussie, so hopefully it will be here sometime this week.

I finally became sunburned for the first time since I arrived here. There are small splotches all over my back where my hands obviously missed in spreading out the lotion and I somehow completely forgot to put any of my neck, so I slightly resemble a lobster from the head up. We spent the afternoon at the beach today riding waves and whatnot. Dutch Dave and I were out in the surf without any flippers or body boards, so the waves were tossing us around like rag dolls. When you consider the fact that Dave is basically a freaking Olympic swimmer, I thought it was a tad unfair. We all had fun none-the-less, especially when the Tsunami Wave came crashing down upon us, resulting in Goob being thrown around on the ocean bed and surfacing completely upside-down.

Anyway, just wanted to give a quick update. Now that I can check / post things on my mate’s computers here in the dorm, I can hopefully respond to things a little quicker and update Shyzer more often.