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As a general rule of thumb, we can miss up to three tutorials without failing the class. As I type this, I am missing my second in two weeks for “America: Good or Evil?” I would go to class, but I still have yet to find the building and I refuse to ask my teacher where it is. The location of the buildings on my map are slightly difficult to understand since it looks as if it was drawn by a retarded two-year old child. Apparently those little redish-brownish swirls are buildings and not giant piles of dung. And while you might think the green blotches around the buildings represent brush or undergrowth, I just now figured out that they represent water fountains.

Water fucking fountains. Water fountains that, according to the map, are the same size as a three story building. I almost think it’s worth failing this class in order to never look at this map again.

I somehow got my Internet to work last night and was able to get on the school network. 15 minutes later I had all three episodes of LOST that I had missed since I left for Aussie and all I have to say is 1) Hurley is freaking hilarious/awesome and 2) Claire is still hooooooooooot. Too bad nobody watches 24 over here. I scanned the entire network and didn’t find a single episode. Over 10,000 gigs on the network and not a single episode of 24. I need to show these people the wonders of Jack Bauer.