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I actually have two full posts sitting on my laptop waiting to be uploaded, but my laptop has finally given up and won’t connect to the Internet anymore. I would retype them on this computer, but I’m at my uncle’s office working, so no time for that. I’ll have to look around here and try to find a floppy or USB disk.

While you’re waiting for my new post, make sure you go read up on this. If I meet one more person who asks me what a “Tsunami” is or why the news keeps talking about all those “slant eyes” over there, I’m going to beat them with a blunt object for a minimum of four hours. You’ve been warned. With that said, I’ll leave you with this:

I hope Secretary of State Colin Powell was privately embarrassed when, two days into the catastrophic disaster that hit 12 of the world’s poorer countries and will cost billions of dollars to meliorate, he held a press conference to say that America, the world’s richest nation, would contribute $15 million. That’s less than half of what Republicans plan to spend on the Bush inaugural festivities.