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At 6:30 tonight, I will officially be done with this semester and for all practical matters, my college career. However, before those nine hours get here, I have the following to do:

• Finish the paper I am currently working on and turn it in by 2:00. It must be 10 pages and as of now, I have 3. Oh yeah, and I’m out of things to write about on it. Maybe I should have started on this a little earlier. Wait, what’s that? It’s worth 40% of my grade? Oh, this should be interesting…
• Write a two page paper and turn it in by 5:30.
• Read the last 100 pages of a short novel by 5:30.
• Take an exam at 5:30.
• Finally pass out and give my brain the rest it so rightly deserves.

And yet even though I have all of the above to do, I am sitting here typing a Shyzer post. You all should feel honored. I’m just excited over the prospect of being finished for the semester by tonight. Now if I could just figure out how to bullshit seven more pages…

[EDIT]Upon calculating my Criminal Justice grade, I received some bad news. Out of a possible 410 points, one would need to earn 328 to make a B. I have 327. I have already scheduled a meeting with my professor for next Tuesday, so wish me luck.

I was, however, able to finish my 10 page essay (with 8 minutes to spare!) and finish the 100 pages of my novel. So…so close…so close to this being over…[/EDIT]