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I’m about to leave Columbia for Fall Break. I’m heading back to Spartanburg to see my dad for the day and then watch one of Tommy’s football games! Then I’m packing up and heading to Virginia Tech for a weekend of massive debauchery, mischief, and alcohol consumption with my good friend Dave. Ahhh, good times are on the horizon.

But before I left, I wanted to share something with you all. I find this story absolutely hilarious.

Wearing shorts and a T-shirt, the boy left his suburban Kansas City home early Tuesday, making his way onto Interstate 35 and driving 92 miles to Bethany, a northwest Missouri community in an area where he used to hunt with his father. He stopped there at a convenience store for some chips and a soft drink, then drove off aimlessly, following several other highways before ending up 135 miles away in Callao in northeast Missouri’s Macon County.

The kid not only managed to steal his family car and drive almost 100 miles away, but he had the balls to pull over and buy some chips and a coke! Shouldn’t somebody be giving this kid a medal or something? I mean, not only does he manage to avoid a wreck or being pulled over, but he has the cahones to pull over and grab a snack?

The boy reported some problems during the trip, saying the 1995 Chevrolet ran out of gasoline at one point, but that he continued on his way after some construction workers helped him out.

So not only does the boy pull over and buy some food, but when he runs out of gas, some construction workers help him out? Not a single one of them thought it was weird that an 11-year old was asking for gasoline to put in “his” car? And when they gave him the gas, they didn’t notice there weren’t any parents around? Hell, the kid probably just hoped in the car and waved so long to the workers and they still probably stood there like complete idiots without doing a thing. I love it. Man, I wish I had pulled something like this when I was younger…