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No, I haven’t died. Yes, I will be posting tonight. Yes, when I do so, this post will vanish. Just sticking my head in and letting everybody know that all is well and that I’m busy drinking and partying with friends. Nothing like some fun to make all your worries wash away.

I decided to leave this post open and just update straight into it and yet as I sit here and type, I realize this is extremely pointless. I have so much going on in my life right now and yet it feels like I have nothing to talk about. I actually took some pictures of what I spent most of the day working on, but for some reason, my digital camera won’t connect with my computer. Whoopee…another random task that I need to take care of. If I ever do get it fixed, I’ll upload the pictures and everybody can have a good laugh at my expense, because trust me, I spent way too much time manufacturing a piece of crap “bookshelf.”

I think I’ve found the reason why the posts here on Shyzer have seemed to dry up, though. I know I just said in the last paragraph that it feels like I have nothing to talk about, but that’s just it: it only feels like that. There most certainly is a wide variety of topics I could be talking about right now and in fact, the entire right hand side of the dry erase board hanging right next to me is full of potential Shyzer topics. So you might say to yourself, “then why have you suddenly started posting only once or twice a week?” Well, it’s because I’m hot.

That’s right. You see, Fellner and I have had trouble keeping our apartment cool while at the same time saving money. Our power bill for the first three weeks was exuberantly high, so we decided to try and save some cash and just cut the A/C off…permanently. Yes, it’s hot as balls in our apartment for most of the day, but it’s a CHEAP hot as balls apartment, which brings me to this new realization. I can’t think when I’m hot. I don’t like sitting in front of a computer trying to develop rational thoughts when my nuts are hanging down beside my ankles. I don’t like trying to stare at a computer screen and catch typos when the sweat is gushing over my brow. And I especially don’t like the sudden heat stroke I develop while I am in the middle of a post. So that, my friends, is why Shyzer has taken a fall recently. I’m too hot.

Now if Fall-weather could just hurry and get here =)