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Will Ferrell is back. “I’ll use this weapon on that devil horse if I have to! You sure it’s not a bear or a puma?”

Simpsons, Pokemon, and Bill Cosby. Are any other three items combined funnier then these?

You think you fight above stupid shit with your girlfriend? This guy feels your pain all too well.

Margret doesn’t like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you’ve got the inflection here: Margret doesn’t like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. ‘Who’s she?’, ‘Why did he get shot?’, ‘I thought that one was on their side?’, ‘Is that a bomb’ - ‘JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!‘

And finally, I have to plug this movie. It’s not every day that I see a movie that immediately cracks into my Top 25 Movies Ever list, but this one sure shot up the charts quickly. The basic premise is a Fahrenheit 451 meets The Matrix type movie. It’s the future, human emotion is outlawed, and a small underground is fighting to preserve such items as artwork, literature, and music. The action scenes don’t even come close to those in The Matrix, but the acting and emotions portrayed by the characters are far and above superior. In fact, I honestly can say I would have rather seen Christian Bale portray the character of Neo over Keanu Reeves. Seriously, if you have a night to burn or have access to Kazaa Lite, go rent / download Equilibrium. You won’t be disappointed.