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So how about that last Friends episode? You know, I really thought they should have…

Hahaha, gotcha.

School is officially over for me. I had my last exam today, which was a great feeling. I wasn’t too nervous about it, since like I stated before, I’d reached that point this semester where I ceased to give a rat’s ass about my classes. At least now I don’t even have to care about not giving a rat’s ass. I’m moving back to Spartanburg this weekend for the summer, which means I am in the midst of packing as we speak. You never realize how much shit you have until you’re forced to drag it all out into a massive heap in the middle of your room and shove it into boxes for the transport. I’ve already filled two garbage bags full of shit I’m getting rid of and another box full of shit to pawn off at the Flea Market. If I can make $20 from it all, I’ll be happy.

I’m still not entirely sure what I’m doing this summer. I have a pretty good idea, but as with everything else in my life, I’ve been known to suddenly change my mind at the last second and take the foolish/exciting path. It’s still a possibility for this summer, but we’ll have to see.

I actually spent last night typing up 3 separate posts for the upcoming week. 1 serious, 1 funny, and 1 kinda both. I also am rounding up Tommy’s friends to help participate in the First Annual Shyzer Fundraising Drive. I’m low as hell on cash (I know. Shocker.) and there’s a few things that I want to add to Shyzer, but they of course want current, authentic currency in exchange. Since those new 50 dollar bills the government released totally destroyed my counterfeiting ring, I’ve been forced to go to Krispy Kreme and tell them that Shyzer Inc. is a non-profit organization that helps in the study and preservation of South Carolina culture. I’ll give you all time to stop laughing. Hey, the argument could be made that my semi-regular posts help archive the chronicles of a 20-something year old male’s struggle and triumphs while growing up in South Carolina, thereby giving younger and older generations access and insight to mind of my generation. Of course, I’ll make up a better bullshit when I make my final pitch to Krispy Kreme, but I’m confidant in my lying abilities. I’ve been brushing up on my skills in the past few weeks in preparation for my final meeting however. You might see this post disappear in the near-future for a week or two. I wouldn’t want anybody from KK coming over here and realizing that I’m not as authentic as they will soon believe.

Now leave some comments for me, will ya? I like to know I still have a few readers =) Oh yeah, if anybody wants a 3 year old answering machine or some blue jeans from my early high school days, come on out to the Flea Market next weekend. I’ll be there with the rest of this shit I have.