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Apparently Fellner doesn’t appreciate the severity of the situation. He will by sundown today though =) Living with him for 2 years has given me access to priceless information about his fears and Operation Sandlapper plans to fully exploit them. While we are only on Phase 2 (which is going to be hilarious for me), Phase 3 does call for me doing something that some will find utterly disgusting and others will find utterly hilarious.

There is now only one way for Fellner to end this war. He must not only sign a declaration of unconditional surrender, but he also must recite it into my microphone so that I can post a recording of him reading it on my site. Until these terms are fully met, the war will wage on…..

And I will be victorious.