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Goob: Good evening, America. I’d like to address my remarks tonight to Mr. Fellner. Buddy, you screwed up big time. Guess what amigo. I’m comin’ to get you. And I’m not alone either, The OCPT is right behind me. You see, you made a big mistake. If you had any brains you would have challenged me to a game of “Name that politician”. Or…or maybe a beard-off. You mighta won that because when I have a beard, it comes in patchy. But no, you messed up. I’m sorry I wasn’t there to see the look on your face when you went to the Apartment Refridgerator to get some coke! I’ll bet it was empty. That’s right, I stole your cokes. You probably looked like a tool, too, just standing there with no coke. Make no mistake, we’re coming for you, Fellner. I’m gonna make you my own personal “CJ” from the episode where Charlie makes her his bitch. And unlike those frustrating West Wing episodes that end without any real conclusion, I’m gonna kick your ass. Maybe not today, maybe not tommorrow, but maybe tomorrow. There might be special operatives outside your room right now, who knows? Just remember, I’ll see you real soon. Because you violated rule numero uno: you messed with with the baseball glove. That’s right, don’t mess with the baseball glove. I just want to say thank you, and prepare for war, because it’s gonna get ugly!

I came home from work to find this note under my door. The OCPT left clear instructions not to retaliate against me, for it would only lead to something far worse. I quickly contacted him (or her!) tonight and was pleased to see that they also thought we should join forces against you. But don’t worry, I will live by your demands. You just won’t like the end results.

You don’t actually think I just sit around in class all day doing nothing, do you? This is what I live for. I spent the last month and a half coming up with what I call Operation Sandlapper during Geology class and it’s being given the green light. You have no idea what is in store for you. By the time you’ve read this, you will have already experienced the first wave…Surrender now while you still can.

Just keep in mind this quote from West Wing:
CJ: “So how long do you usually make people your bitch?”
Charlie: “Depends.”