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“Awesome story though. I immensly enjoyed the sum up of the catch. I kept thinking, ‘Hurry up and tell me if you caught it or not!’” - Stan.

I’m glad somebody enjoys what I have to write, especially when it involves the activity I love most in this world. =)

I had the brilliant idea the other day to go over to Amazon.com, make up a wish list, and then send it to all my family who asks me what I want for Christmas. That way, (1) I’m much more likely to get something I want, (2) There is so much on it that I won’t even come close to getting 10% of the stuff I put on there, so it’s still a surprise, and (3) Gone are the days of freezing on the phone when I am asked what I want. I always used to do this and I’d end up saying “Uh, whatever. It doesn’t matter.” See, it really doesn’t matter what or how little I get, but I would always get a sudden lack of memory and it would happened every single time, which was very annoying to me. So I suggest to everybody to go utilize this feature and never forget what you really want for Christmas again!

Alot of people have been asking me recently why I support candidate Dean over Clark for the Democratic nomination and in all honesty, it’s a pretty good question. Both Dean and Clark are pretty similar in their views, so I decided to go through and break down everything that a politician might campaign under and list what Dean and Clark stand for. And for fun, I threw in President Bush to the equation, who opposes them in almost every way imaginable. I’ll back Clark is I have to in order to beat President Bush, but Dean really is the better option of the two in my honest opinion. I’ll try and post that within the next few days for anybody who cares.

This post turned out much shorter then I expected. I edited way too many paragraphs out, either due to stupidity or sensitivity.

P.S. Undergrads is the best show you have never heard of, hands down. I highly suggest everybody go download some of the episodes off the Internet and check them out.

P.P.S. I’m stoked about the road trip Stan and I are going to take to see Angela to watch Simpsons on her big screen TV. She made the mistake of inviting anybody and everybody to come watch it at her house, so Stan and I am going to take her up on that offer! =) And with that being said…

Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Homer’s Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can’t remember.
Homer: Naw, I’m going to ask Marge.
Homer’s Brain: No, no!! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins!