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The Shyzers are in danger of being eliminated from the playoffs having never played a game in it yet. I’m two seconds away from going door-to-door asking random girls to come play for us since we can’t find another damn girl who isn’t too prissy to come get dirty and play. I’m serious, if we don’t have 1 final girl lined up to come play by, say, 4:00 tomorrow, I’m going door-to-door in this apartment complex until I find somebody.

Well, I did happen to learn something while working on my essay last night. No, it wasn’t about how we were a little over 2 hours away from nuclear destruction or how General LeMay was a total asshole. Na, it had nothing to do with the Cuban Missile Crisis at all in fact. It had to do with proving an age-old theory I had always held, which stated that if I go to bed early in hopes of getting up early and finishing my essay, I will oversleep. I woke up about 20 minutes after my essay was due, so I just rolled out of bed and took my time finishing it and whatnot. A 5% late penalty isn’t all that bad, and besides, does it really matter? Not at all my friends, not at all.

I think I was meant to oversleep however. Because had I not overslet, I would have been in class around 2 PM. And had I been in class at 2 PM, I wouldn’t have noticed that a guy I haven’t talked to in over a year was on-line. In fact, Fellner and I were talking about him not too long ago, wondering if he was even still alive, or how his surfing career was going and whether or not he’d become engaged for the billionith time only to find himself another women. And so there I was, just typing my essay taking a break and looking at my buddy list when I saw he was on. Good ‘ole Kline. Now Kline is one of those guys that such a HUGE jackass that he is funny. All he does is make joke after joke and make fun of people non-stop. If he’s your friend, he’s hilarious. If not, then you hate his guts. And that’s exactly how it should be. Turns out he might be coming back to our hometown within the coming months, so if so, expect some great Kline stories.

Now, unfortunately, I have to comment on this. Look, I love the Simpsons. They are….well, were great. But there comes a time when a show must accept the fact that they are no longer funny. That was what wasgreat with Seinfeld’s exit. They realized that they were out of funny ideas and called it quit, which was the right move. But with The Simpsons, they just keep going and going, and not in the good Energizer Bunny way. Three years ago, I remember only a few funny episodes. Last year, I could only count 3. And by the way this season is going, well 3 might be on the higher end of the spectrum. Come on guys, go out with some class.

Okay, somebody give me something to do on this site. Tell me something you’d like to see on here so that I can work on it because I am bored. Oh, and go give Angela some love since she is feeling like shit. Flu’s suck. And I guess that’s it.