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I was just sitting here listening to the news and not really thinking about it when it occurred to me that the rash of children falling down wells has completely ended. But how is that possible? Are we making less wells? Are we putting up fences around wells? Are children just getting smarter? I don’t think it’s any of those — I think kids are still falling down wells, it’s just that we don’t give a damn anymore.



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