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Do you know what the coolest thing in the world is? It’s is EASILY the highlight of my day. I’m talking about when I get to open the safe to get the money out. See, in order to open them, you have to have two keys from different people and they have to be turned at the same time….just like a missle. So whenever I get the money, I always start talking in “army” talk and then get the old lady who is the accountant to do a T-minus 10 seconds count for me. Then as I turn both keys, I make this big explosion noise as if the missles were fired. So far, I’ve gotten Rudy (The head of the hotel), Heather (my manager), and Tina (my super) to do it with me. I’m telling you folks, nothing beats pretending you are launching a missle with the safe keys. Just talking about it makes me want to go do it.

Amazing! Mind blowing! Orgasmic? Ok, maybe not orgasmic, but it does carry on the “Matrix” storyline during and after the 2nd movie. I’m talking about the new video game called Enter The Matrix, which is one of the best games I have played in a long time. Now only is the game amazing (especially the fighting in “bullet time”) but throughout the game, it will cut to actually movie sceenes that were filmed just for the game. You find out how they address the Oracle plotline (since the actress who played her died in reallife), you see what happened to Niobi and Ghost at the end of the movie, and of course a few other things that I won’t ruin for you =) There are more philosophical questions thrown at you and there are some BAD ASS fighting scenes. Trust me folks, this is a game well worth your money.

Today I was in charge of the restaurant…after only working there a week. Plenty of things went wrong and I ended up a few bucks short, but hell, it could have gone worse. Emma (read last post) is actually quiting too! I started to scream out in joy when I heard that, but figured it might be a little unprofessional. I did make $3 in tips today!!! Ok fuck you if you think that is small….it’s a lot to me. I mean honestly, who the hell actually tips at a CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!? None of you. Exactly.

I have tomorrow off and I was planning on going to the flea market, but it’s raining so I get to…….*drumroll*……..SLEEP IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!