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Rule #12. Teeth are good for one thing. Chewing food and only food.

A woman was recently arrested for biting her husband over 20 times since he wouldn’t have sex with her, which resulted in his death. Gee, I wonder why he refused! Aside from the fact that he was practically already on life support and only a good scare away from Death himself, it’s pretty clear why he refused. We can only imagine what else she gnawed on during sex. Teeth + sex = no more sex.

Well, today I got not a damn thing done. Ah wait wait, I take that back. I downloaded a CLASSIC episode of The Simpsons. It’s the one where Mr. Burns hires all the Major League Baseball players for his softball team.

Ref: “Let’s go over the ground rules. You can’t leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of every odd numbered innings. Oh and 4th inning is the beer inning.”
Chief Wiggum: “HEY! We know how to play softball!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh….Simpsons…..easily the best show of our generation. Well I am off to bed. It’s only 4 AM, so I’m actually getting to bed a little early tonight. I’m gonna be busy all day tomorrow studying for my last exam and then Friday I’m going home to spend some time with Jess =) But I’ll be sure to post some time over the weekend. And hopefully by next weekend I’ll have those links over there working. I will leave you all with yet another great Simpsons quote.

Bart: “Wow. How many homeruns are you gonna hit?”
Homer: “Let’s see. We play 30 games. 10 at bats a game…..3,000!”